Rebecca. 20. Oregon State University. If you like cats, the PNW, and lots of complaining about college, you've come to the right place

a hilarious joke

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

(via catsamere)

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentleguineapig, via fuckyeahloldemort)

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

(via unwrittenplans)

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

Wow I don’t think I’ve ever been hit this bad with jet lag. I feel like literal death. Meh.

michaelgclifford:

skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this 

(via ifdreamstherebe)

newdayswillcome:

Niagara Falls. Canada. 2014

godsmangina:

Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

(via ifdreamstherebe)

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via aquaticpterodactyl)

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

(via andfromyourlips)

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)